Nvidia prints $46B while everyone panics

💰 Nvidia CEO Laughs at Your "AI Bubble" Concerns

• Nvidia just posted $46.7 billion in sales (up 56%) and Jensen Huang basically said "we're just getting warmed up." He's predicting $3-4 trillion in AI infrastructure spending by 2030.

• The GPU king just told Wall Street to chill with the doom predictions. Turns out selling digital shovels during an AI gold rush is still pretty profitable. (source)

🏗️ Google Spends $9B on Virginia Data Centers, Because Why Not

• Google's dropping another $9 billion in Virginia through 2026 to build more AI infrastructure. That's roughly the GDP of a small country, but for server farms.

• Big Tech is still in full "throw money at GPUs and pray" mode. The AI infrastructure arms race isn't slowing down — it's getting more expensive. (source)

🤝 OpenAI and Anthropic Actually Worked Together (Hell Froze Over)

• In a shocking turn of events, rivals OpenAI and Anthropic collaborated on safety research, testing each other's models for hallucinations and sycophancy.

• Competitors sharing notes on AI safety? Either they're genuinely worried about building Skynet, or this is the world's most expensive PR stunt. (source)

📊 Snowflake Stock Goes Brrrr on AI Data Hype

• Snowflake's stock jumped 19% after reporting massive demand for AI data platforms. Apparently, everyone needs their data "AI-ready" now.

• The AI gold rush isn't just about chips — it's about every company frantically organizing their data like they're Marie Kondo-ing for the singularity. (source)

💻 HP Sells More Computers Thanks to "AI PCs"

• HP beat revenue estimates selling "AI-powered PCs" and riding the Windows 10 death wave. Your laptop can now hallucinate locally!

• AI is officially moving from the cloud to your desk. Soon your computer will be smarter than you and twice as judgmental. (source)

💬 WhatsApp Adds AI Writing Assistant (RIP Authentic Communication)

• WhatsApp's new "Writing Help" feature can rephrase your messages to sound professional, funny, or supportive. Because apparently we need AI to help us text now.

• We've reached peak digital helplessness — AI is now ghostwriting our casual conversations. Your crush will never know the real you. (source)

📦 16-Year-Old Company Discovers AI, Saves Small Businesses

• Inventory software company Netstock added AI to help small businesses make smarter purchasing decisions. Revolutionary stuff: computers helping with math.

• Not all AI news is about billion-dollar valuations. Sometimes it's just helping a restaurant supplier not over-order lettuce. (source)

🚨 911 Centers Get AI Assistants (What Could Go Wrong?)

• Startup Aurelian is building AI voice assistants for understaffed 911 centers to handle non-emergency calls like noise complaints.

• When public services are so underfunded that we need robots to answer emergency lines, maybe the real emergency is our priorities. (source)

Until tomorrow (if the data centers don't melt),
Team Galaxy.ai

P.S. If your new AI PC starts judging your browser history, just remember: you asked for this.

P.P.S. Jensen Huang's leather jacket collection is now worth more than most countries' defense budgets. Priorities.