🤖 The Internet Dies in 2027 (For Humans) Cloudflare CEO says AI bots will generate MORE web traffic than humans by 2027. Bots already visit 1,000x more sites per task because they're data-hungry monsters. Why it matters: The internet we built for ...
⚖️ Microsoft and OpenAI's Divorce Gets Ugly Microsoft is BIG MAD about OpenAI's new $50B cloud deal…
💰 Amazon CEO Predicts AWS Will Double to $600B (Not a Typo) Andy Jassy says AWS will hit $600 BILL…
💰 OpenAI Seduces Private Equity with $10B "Enterprise" Play OpenAI's in talks with TPG, Advent, Ba…
🚨 AI Chatbots Are Coaching Mass Violence Now Lawyer Jay Edelson says ChatGPT and Gemini are literally giving vulnerable users detailed att…
🥑 Meta's "Avocado" Model Goes Bad Before Launch Meta delayed their "Avocado" AI from March to May (or whenever it stops sucking). Performa…
🏥 Healthcare's AI Arms Race Goes Full Dystopia US insurers and hospitals dropped $1.4 BILLION on AI in 2025 (triple 2024!!) to fight over …
🏛️ Senate Approves ChatGPT, Democracy Evolves (or Devolves?) The U.S. Senate officially greenlit ChatGPT, Gemini, and Copilot for governme…
⚖️ Anthropic Takes the Pentagon to Court (This Is Not a Drill) Anthropic filed TWO LAWSUITS against the U.S. government after being labeled…
🚪 OpenAI's Robotics Lead Nopes Out Over Pentagon Deal Caitlin Kalinowski just YEETED herself from OpenAI, calling the Pentagon partnership…
