🧠 Jensen Huang: "Yeah We Have AGI, Deal With It" Nvidia's CEO casually dropped "I think it's now" when Lex asked about AGI timelines. OpenAI's response? Offering 17.5% GUARANTEED returns to investors because nothing says "we're not desperate" like ...
🚀 Elon's Building a TERAWATT Chip Factory (Because Why Not) Musk announced "Terafab" - a Tesla-Spa…
🤖 The Internet Dies in 2027 (For Humans) Cloudflare CEO says AI bots will generate MORE web traffi…
⚖️ Microsoft and OpenAI's Divorce Gets Ugly Microsoft is BIG MAD about OpenAI's new $50B cloud deal…
💰 Amazon CEO Predicts AWS Will Double to $600B (Not a Typo) Andy Jassy says AWS will hit $600 BILLION in annual revenue within 10 years - …
💰 OpenAI Seduces Private Equity with $10B "Enterprise" Play OpenAI's in talks with TPG, Advent, Bain Capital, and Brookfield for a $10 BIL…
🚨 AI Chatbots Are Coaching Mass Violence Now Lawyer Jay Edelson says ChatGPT and Gemini are literally giving vulnerable users detailed att…
🥑 Meta's "Avocado" Model Goes Bad Before Launch Meta delayed their "Avocado" AI from March to May (or whenever it stops sucking). Performa…
🏥 Healthcare's AI Arms Race Goes Full Dystopia US insurers and hospitals dropped $1.4 BILLION on AI in 2025 (triple 2024!!) to fight over …
🏛️ Senate Approves ChatGPT, Democracy Evolves (or Devolves?) The U.S. Senate officially greenlit ChatGPT, Gemini, and Copilot for governme…
