🥑 Meta's "Avocado" Model Goes Bad Before Launch Meta delayed their "Avocado" AI from March to May (or whenever it stops sucking). Performance? Somewhere between Gemini 2.5 and 3. The company's dropping $115-135 BILLION chasing superintelligence whi...
🏥 Healthcare's AI Arms Race Goes Full Dystopia US insurers and hospitals dropped $1.4 BILLION on A…
🏛️ Senate Approves ChatGPT, Democracy Evolves (or Devolves?) The U.S. Senate officially greenlit C…
⚖️ Anthropic Takes the Pentagon to Court (This Is Not a Drill) Anthropic filed TWO LAWSUITS against…
🚪 OpenAI's Robotics Lead Nopes Out Over Pentagon Deal Caitlin Kalinowski just YEETED herself from OpenAI, calling the Pentagon partnership…
🚀 GPT-5.4 Can Use Your Computer Better Than You Can OpenAI's GPT-5.4 scored 75% on desktop navigation tests vs. 72.4% for humans. It also …
💀 Google's Gemini Gets Hit With First AI Wrongful Death Suit A Florida family is suing Google after 36-year-old Jonathan Gavalas died by s…
💰 Nvidia Panic-Buys $4B Worth of Laser Companies Nvidia's throwing $2 BILLION EACH at Lumentum and Coherent for photonics tech (translatio…
💸 OpenAI Raises Enough Money to Buy a Small Country OpenAI secured $110 BILLION from Amazon ($50B), Nvidia ($30B), and SoftBank ($30B) at …
🔪 Jack Dorsey Deletes 4,000 Humans, Stock Goes BRRR Block is yeeting 50% of its workforce (4,000+ jobs) because Dorsey thinks "a significa…
