💰 Nvidia Panic-Buys $4B Worth of Laser Companies Nvidia's throwing $2 BILLION EACH at Lumentum and Coherent for photonics tech (translation: chips that run on LIGHT instead of electricity). Why?? Because Meta just signed a $60 billion deal with riv...
💸 OpenAI Raises Enough Money to Buy a Small Country OpenAI secured $110 BILLION from Amazon ($50B)…
🔪 Jack Dorsey Deletes 4,000 Humans, Stock Goes BRRR Block is yeeting 50% of its workforce (4,000+ …
💸 Amazon Bets $50B That AGI Is Real (Or That IPOs Still Exist) Amazon's throwing $15B upfront at O…
⚡ Meta Signs 6GW GPU Deal, Nvidia Punching Air RN Meta just signed the FATTEST infrastructure deal with AMD for 6 gigawatts of Instinct GPU…
💸 Big Tech Drops $650B on AI (More Than Sweden's GDP) Alphabet, Amazon, Meta, and Microsoft are collectively spending $650 BILLION on AI i…
💰 DBS Bank Drops $110M on "The Next Big AI Thing" Singapore's DBS Bank just launched a $110 MILLION AI-focused IPO fund with Granite Asia,…
🧠 Google Drops the Mic with Gemini 3.1 Pro Google's Gemini 3.1 Pro just OBLITERATED the competition - scoring 77.1% on reasoning (up from …
💀 Ireland's Tech Grads Are Getting Absolutely COOKED Employment for 15-29 year-olds in Irish tech fell 20% while boomers saw 12% growth. T…
🤖 India's AI Summit Features Alibaba Robot in Disguise An Indian university got YEETED from the country's flagship AI summit after present…
